That dastardly mainstream media blew it again. Did you know that the Saints won the Super Bowl on Sunday? If you’ve been relying on the five o’clock news or The Times-Picayune, you might have missed out.

Lucky for you, neither The Lens nor I will ever let something as important as a Saints playoff victory slip through the cracks. Indeed it is true. Your New Orleans Saints are the alpha team of the NFL and New Orleans is the alpha city of the United States.

That means we all get to do it with whomever we want for as long as the Saints are defending Super Bowl champs.

Obviously “real journalists” don’t want you to know this. They want to keep you from conquering your share of babes and/or studs. Typical corporate BS. That’s why you rely on emerging online news organizations and bloggers to deliver the real story.